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When this BIG FUCKING SPIDER shows up in our house after I come back from college.

The BITCH was as big as my FUCKING HAND. And was crawling around with NO FEAR OF US. As if it took great AMUSMENT in watching us scurry back and shriek in fear the closer it got. I threw my hands up in the air, wished my siblings "may the odds be ever in your favor!!! (if you get this you rock)" and ran outside, into the garage and LOCKED MYSELF IN THE FUCKING CAR. I dialed my dad, who just happened to pull into the driveway, and BEGGED HIM TO KILL IT.

He ends up CATCHING THE FUCKER and bringing him RIGHT UP TO THE WINDOW OF MY CAR, STROKING ITS LEGS WHILE I PRESSED MYSELF AS FAR BACK INTO THE CAR AS I COULD SHRIEKING AND CRYING AND GASPING TILL HE WENT AWAY. He RELEASED THE SON OF A BITCH into the treeeesss!! It was a roach catcher.......and WAY TOO BIG. I just...a-aah....aaaah....;A;

I-I'll upload it if you g-guys wana see what the bitch looked like. My dad took a pic.....-HATES HIM SO MUCH RIGHT NOW-

My heart is racing and pounding and I cant focus on anything, so prolly no stream today either. Im still dabbing the sweat on my back and chest...yes, I broke into a sweat.

OFUCK DAD SAID IT WAS A WOLF SPIDER NEVERMIND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

-tries to gain control of her nerves so she doesnt puke- ;-;
  • Listening to: Stuff
  • Reading: In the hall of the Dragon King
  • Watching: Blue Exorcist
  • Playing: Dragon Age 2
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: Water
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~tolkienfan012 Apr 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
on second thoughts, your dad prolly said it was a wolf spider to mess with ya, as some tend to do lol. no way was he picking that critter up if it was! that is all - i think...unless something else accurs to me in the next few minutes lol
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~tolkienfan012 Apr 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
the bite is not fatal but is severe (potentially fatal if not treated asap) and will warrant immediate medical care if bitten, btw. just so as you know, yknow?
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~tolkienfan012 Apr 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
wolf spiders are vicious. as the most aggressive spiders known to man. that fucker will bite you and then chase you to bite you some more. cuddly, they are not!!

and yes, hunger games did rock! as do i! ;)
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Yay, Effie Trinket!
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Mood: Humor ~Anw15 Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i read this like 4 days ago and i still bust out in a fit o'giggles! now that i've seen the spider ( big fucker) i realize the terror felt, but it doesn't stop this journal from being funnay as hell!!!
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~Teeroy766 Mar 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That was a Terrifying and at the same time fascinating spider.
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Mood: Fear ~Jokerleo Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol thank god I live in New York! But if I ever, Ever, EVER seen a fucking wolf spider in my fucking house I would kill it with a damn metal bat, swipe it up, take it outside to my backyard and put that bitch on fire so it could go back to hell where it came from!
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~Teeroy766 Mar 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I live in Mississippi, I find wolf spiders all the time, their harmless, big, but harmless.

Now Black widows and Brown Recluses, those are what you want to watch for, that and the occasional tarantula.
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~Jokerleo Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well, harm less or not, if their in my territory they are not welcomed. I do not like bugs at all! Especially spiders! :|
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~Teeroy766 Apr 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I completely understand, I couldn't even read a book about them for a while because the pictures scared me when I was little.
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