EDIT: For the weirdos that wanted to see D:[link]
When this BIG FUCKING SPIDER shows up in our house after I come back from college.
The BITCH was as big as my FUCKING HAND. And was crawling around with NO FEAR OF US. As if it took great AMUSMENT in watching us scurry back and shriek in fear the closer it got. I threw my hands up in the air, wished my siblings "may the odds be ever in your favor!!! (if you get this you rock)" and ran outside, into the garage and LOCKED MYSELF IN THE FUCKING CAR. I dialed my dad, who just happened to pull into the driveway, and BEGGED HIM TO KILL IT.
He ends up CATCHING THE FUCKER and bringing him RIGHT UP TO THE WINDOW OF MY CAR, STROKING ITS LEGS WHILE I PRESSED MYSELF AS FAR BACK INTO THE CAR AS I COULD SHRIEKING AND CRYING AND GASPING TILL HE WENT AWAY. He RELEASED THE SON OF A BITCH into the treeeesss!! It was a roach catcher.......and WAY TOO BIG. I just...a-aah....aaaah....;A;
I-I'll upload it if you g-guys wana see what the bitch looked like. My dad took a pic.....-HATES HIM SO MUCH RIGHT NOW-
My heart is racing and pounding and I cant focus on anything, so prolly no stream today either. Im still dabbing the sweat on my back and chest...yes, I broke into a sweat.
OFUCK DAD SAID IT WAS A WOLF SPIDER NEVERMIND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
-tries to gain control of her nerves so she doesnt puke- ;-;