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So I come home from   :iconwings-of-chaos:'s house from our sleepover....after two days im ready for a bath in my own tub and just wana unwind after these past couple days.

As I go to the tub, there is a little baby spider the same type as the fucker before. SO i chase him around with my flip flop and kill him. Thinking all is well and I can get a bath, I hunker down, close my eyes and chill. Now there is this small drain knob in the middle of the wall in the tub, and it drains water when it gets to that certain point. As the water comes up....I open my eyes and look over and there is a FUCKING COCKROACH CRAWLING OUT. AAAAAAAAAAGH.
FLIPPING TABLES I jump out of the tub, bouncing my way to my room shreaking, "FINE FINE I WONT GET A BATH! I WONT UNWIND! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE." Okay I didnt scream that, but I was in my head. I was actually saying,"AGH OKAY NO BATH!! FFFF!!!"

SO I give up, get in my cozy jammies.

Hours later I get up to get my laptop charger out of my room, walking down the hall, BARE FOOT and in the DARK. As I flip on the hallway light INCHES from my feet is a BIGGER FUCKER. Not as big as the FIRST one on the wall (which is in my scraps) But hellah big enough to make my voice go hoarse and jump SOMEHOW down to the hallway and into my room, freakin thing CHASED ME.

THE BIG FUCKER HAD LOTS OF LITTLE FUCKERS!!!! D:<!!!
Chaaaoooos take me back to your hoouuuse!! IDONTWANALIVEHEARANYMORE SOOOOB.
  • Listening to: Stuff
  • Reading: In the hall of the Dragon King
  • Watching: Blue Exorcist
  • Playing: Dragon Age 2
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:iconhyperponygbx5:
Mood: Alarmed =HyperPonyGBX5 Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.....
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:icontamathelion:
the same thing happened to me let me explane it:
I went on a vacation with my friend to holly wood, THE BIG CITY!
But when i came back my hous was full of the god **** fckers!
Npo they were not bugs, worse RATS!!!! geese i almost screamed down the house when a rat jumped onto me when i was sitting eating my dinner :P
Later that night i had to run into my room or the god d*** things would have eaten my head off! lucky me i have a bathroom connected to my room and lucky me i had my room and bathroom RATPROOFED!
I had to get someone to come to my hous ethe next day and drive them out!



:P im just glad you and me survived that expiriance and also, get a bathroom connected to your room. Its better that way!
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:iconneko-kotori:
;_; I cringe just reading this...
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:iconkyoshyu:
~Kyoshyu Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The spiders know. The bastards.
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:iconjedipiratemage:
~jedipiratemage Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't really mind spiders all that much, but cockroaches are really disgusting to me (despite being fascinating little insect survivors). Spiders seem to really like my bathroom - I catch them flipping out in my tub all the time!

Usually when I see a spider in my house I catch it and take it outside. Just use a plastic cup to put over it and then scoop it into the cup by sliding a piece of paper underneath (works better if the paper is something like an index card or cardstock).

As for cockroaches, I have to have someone else kill 'em. I can't stand the sound their exoskeletons make when you crush them.
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~MezzyBee Apr 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
YIKES;;; Sorry dear. Dx glad to hear you survived!! lol
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:icontartii:
~Tartii Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SOMEHOW. I couldnt poop that night though cuz I was scared of leaving my room. ;A;
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:iconruruxsakura:
~RuruXSakura Apr 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I can't help but laugh, but I do agree that seeing a HUGE SPIDER and then see MINI-ME'S is actually quite terrifying...Especially when all you wanted was a bath -.-;
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:icontartii:
~Tartii Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just. A. Bath. :iconcryforeverplz:
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:icongoldenzeal:
i had a similar experience when i was on vacation a few years back.... i know the feeling....
i just wanted a shower :iconcryforeverplz:
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