So I come home from
's house from our sleepover....after two days im ready for a bath in my own tub and just wana unwind after these past couple days.
As I go to the tub, there is a little baby spider the same type as the fucker before. SO i chase him around with my flip flop and kill him. Thinking all is well and I can get a bath, I hunker down, close my eyes and chill. Now there is this small drain knob in the middle of the wall in the tub, and it drains water when it gets to that certain point. As the water comes up....I open my eyes and look over and there is a FUCKING COCKROACH CRAWLING OUT. AAAAAAAAAAGH.
FLIPPING TABLES I jump out of the tub, bouncing my way to my room shreaking, "FINE FINE I WONT GET A BATH! I WONT UNWIND! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE." Okay I didnt scream that, but I was in my head. I was actually saying,"AGH OKAY NO BATH!! FFFF!!!"
SO I give up, get in my cozy jammies.
Hours later I get up to get my laptop charger out of my room, walking down the hall, BARE FOOT and in the DARK. As I flip on the hallway light INCHES from my feet is a BIGGER FUCKER. Not as big as the FIRST one on the wall (which is in my scraps) But hellah big enough to make my voice go hoarse and jump SOMEHOW down to the hallway and into my room, freakin thing CHASED ME.
THE BIG FUCKER HAD LOTS OF LITTLE FUCKERS!!!! D:<!!!
Chaaaoooos take me back to your hoouuuse!! IDONTWANALIVEHEARANYMORE SOOOOB.